{"product_id":"know-your-parasites-funny-political-satire-t-shirt","title":"Know Your Parasites Funny Political Satire T Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eMade-to-Order Graphic Apparel – Bold \u0026amp; Comfortable\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePicture this: you throw it on, look in the mirror, and just \u003cem\u003eknow\u003c\/em\u003e it’s the one. Soft Gildan® fabric, print that pops, comfort that lasts all day. This isn’t just a shirt – it’s a mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eWhat you see is a T-Shirt mockup, but don’t stop there – this design comes in \u003cstrong\u003e4 different styles\u003c\/strong\u003e: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie. Choose your favorite and we’ll make it just for you.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe Good Stuff\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003ePrint That Pops\u003c\/strong\u003e – DTG-printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling – just bold, vivid color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eFeels Like a Hug\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® fabric with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Premium comfort from the inside out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eDesigned for Real Life\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic silhouette, taped shoulders, itch-free tear-away label. Wear it anywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eTrust the Source\u003c\/strong\u003e – Made with US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton. Premium from seed to stitch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMaterials \u0026amp; Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt \u0026amp; Long Sleeve:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pure cotton (5.3–6 oz) – breathable comfort, durable construction.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavy Blend Fleece:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8 oz, 50\/50 cotton\/polyester – cozy warmth with pill-resistant durability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eSport Grey uses a 90\/10 cotton\/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eColor \u0026amp; Size Guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eUse the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-card\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .pc-card { margin:16px 0; background:transparent; color:inherit; border:1px solid currentColor; border-color:color-mix(in srgb, currentColor 15%, transparent); 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class=\"pc-style\" open\u003e\u003csummary\u003eGildan 5000 — Unisex T-Shirt\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-tw\"\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBust\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28 in (71.1 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 in (91.4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 in (73.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40 in (101.6 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 in (76.2 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44 in (111.8 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31 in (78.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48 in (121.9 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